Monday, June 20, 2016

A Re-Introduction

Hi. I'm Steven Louis Lerner, and I used to write about wrestling a lot. Like, a lot. You ask people who knew me back in the day, I was Mr. TL;DR. I was the most long-winded bastard you ever did see. I guess my words at least had some worth to some people, and I certainly enjoyed pontificating on wrestling. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't. And believe me...I did it.

And then, at some point early this decade, I just kinda stopped. I mean, I never totally went away. I had long disappearances from the scene that coincided with health issues, but I always sorta hung around. I don't know if something about me changed, or something about you changed, or something about us changed, but things definitely weren't the same.

But I want you to know that no matter what's changed, I want to make it work. Because the love is still there, and the love is still real. Maybe...maybe, time was I got too hung up on personal frustrations. Maybe I got too worried by silly things like self-imposed project deadlines...or whether or not Parv was being too much of a killjoy on the boards...and I forgot about the love.

Maybe it's not too late.

That's why I'm here, baby. To free myself of the chains of agony I've wrapped my mind in these last few years, and feel your ecstasy once more. I'm down on my knees, and I know I can't prove that I'm the best man, but I sure as hell can prove I'm your man. So I wanna ask you one more time....

....do you wanna ride inside my love of professional wrestling?